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Heaven and Hell

Heaven and Hell.... What the hell!!! These Imaginative destinations have plunged fear and anarchy amongst the people of this world. Different groups of people Share different Faith. So if you do not share a similar faith with the one you don't belong to, you are deemed misled; therefore will be doomed to hell.  "In heaven, the gates and streets are made of gold and diamonds. There's no hunger, pain or conflict. Everyone wears a beautiful long robe and sing praises to God all day." In other words, you won't have any reason to steal, fight or bully. All you'll have to do is eat, sleep, sing and take a shit when you feel like. "In hell, you serve as the fuel for the eternal burning lake of fire. There's a lot of pain and suffering. You are fed with fire and bathed with fire. It is a pepertual doom for pain and darkness." In other words, you won't have any reason to steal, fight or bully. All you'll have to do is eat, sleep, cry and take a sh...

The man of my dreams

He takes gentle steps when he walks. But when he runs, he runs towards me and follows with a tight and warm hug. He understands that I can be  indecisive and unstable; so he has memorized my favorite things and knows what I'll love for breakfast, brunch, and the snack before bedtime. 👨 Before I wake, he has already ironed and laid down my clothes, prepared my bathe water and sliced into a plate, some watermelon, pineapple and pawpaw. He then awakens me with soft kisses on my lips, neck and nipples, and whisper in my ears; "good morning, beautiful".  👨 After my long days and nights on my long heels, he lays me down after giving me a good bath, and massages my feet, back and waist till I fall asleep. He's the love of my life. He's the man of my dreams, who exists only in my dreams. 👨

The colony of Funyanya II

On the night of the first month of the year, Funyanya as usual slept in the bossom of her handsome husband, Kambe. She loved it when he sleeps behind her and cuddles her to bed. At dawn, she was awoken by something hard and pointy, pressing on her heavy, round bottoks. Kambe had had his manly morning dose of erection. She smiled and thought to herself, "How convenient!, This might actually work." She turned to face Kambe, He was awake, smiling and looking into her eyes. They shared a deep kiss and made love. During their pillow talk afterwards, she asked Kambe, "what will bring an end to this war in the kingdom?  "I don't think it ever will" Kambe responded, " let's not sway away from what our fathers thought us" "But it's wrong!" She retorted. "Well, even if You and I decide not to be part of it, how do we get everyone else to comply? " He asked. Funyanya rose and hurried to the rivers to fetch some water. 🍆🍆🍆🍆 On ...

The colony of Funyanya.

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful kingdom by the far end of the western sea. The land was green and rich with grains and vegetables. This kingdom, was run by two brothers, Funa and Nyana . For some reason, the natives of this land thought they were demigods and inherited the kingdom from the goddess, Funyanya. The first natives named the land, the colony on Funyanya, long before the brothers were born. 🍆 Funa and Nyana got into a big fight about sharing the goodness and grains of the land during the year of the great famine. Funyanya however intervened and blessed the land once more with her forever flowing mammary milk. The land became abundant again, but the brothers remained enemies. As they grew and made offsprings, they thought their wives and children to hate the other part of the family. Some decades down time, new offsprings had no idea why they hated or were at loggerheads with the other side of the kingdom, but they just knew they were. 🍆🍆 There were days the men f...

The prayer.

My mother says that I can get everything I want when I pray for it. Even though I believe in prayer, I have never received the money and cars I've prayed for all these years. She hasn't either; and she tells me she has outlived money and cars. What she prays for, is for my sisters and I to get the things she never got in life, and also a long, healthy life so that she can witness her daughters living the best life there is. She says that if she knew how effective prayer was, she would have started praying when she was my age and had just had my big sister. 🙏 But I also think that I'll get the money and cars I want when I get a reputable income everyday, every week, or every month. I believe that if I pray and fast for a 100 days without making an effort to create networks, find a job or create one for myself, I may never get the money and cars I want. The lord will however be pleased that I've dedicated a 100 days for him, but I know for sure that we are no longer in ...

My brown shoes II

......  I got up off the floor, dusted my self and wiped my tears. I took a warm shower and dressed up. I picked up my phone and googled the names and contacts of individuals who were selling their cars. Mostly slightly used ones. I found a few of those on various trading platforms. I then walked out to purchase a new sim card and also to meet Justin at Rawlings Circle; which was a few minutes drive from my hostel of residence. Justin was also my course mate in school. He almost never showed up for lectures so he couldn't graduate with us. He didn't seem to be bothered though. He was doing quite well for himself. Justin had a soft spot for me; he asked me out in level 100 but I turned him down; So we agreed to remain friends. He told me about his source of his income, and trust me, it's better I don't talk about it.  👞👞 Anyways, I collected from him what I went to him for. It was a bag full of fake cash. It was really hard for anyone to detect that it was fake, except...

My brown shoes.

Once upon a time. I had just obtained a bachelor's degree in political science from the university of Ghana. Some friends of mine and I were Teaching assistants to some Lecturers, as national service personnel. It wasn't a very great time in my life. The thing is, I've never had it easy growing up, as a beautiful young woman who had lost both parents. My name is Ayeyi. 👞👞👞 Both of my parents were Petty food traders at a local primary school in my locale. My father was burnt alive one morning as he was preparing the food for sale. Mum suffered an instant heart attack after seeing my father's burnt carcass. I was fifteen back then. And I saw my parents die right in front of me, and there was nothing I could do to save them. 👞👞👞 I bounced around foster homes until I finished Senior high school. Mr Stanley Gyamfi, My foster dad, took me in when I finished Shs. I had just turned 18. I was working as a waitress at a plush restaurant in East legon. He came there for lunc...